I had to do it! I had to create a blog so you and I could gripe about all of "The Crap" that we encounter everyday in our lives. Believe me, there is plenty! You can now come to this blog to Gripe because you have the right to do so. Over time, we will Gripe about topics ranging from sports to politics to just about all of the garbage that happens around us. When you Gripe, you can add your name or not. It's your right! You can vent any way you want. Use foul language if you are angry enough to and if you are offended, just Gripe It! Hell, we have been banned from Facebook twice! You can Gripe about people, places and things. The only thing I ask is if you are going to Gripe about someone and you use their name, make sure you have the facts straight or say it's your opinion. Otherwise they will sue your and my ass off! It's your RIGHT TO GRIPE! You can respond to one of our Gripes or you can lay down your own Gripe. It's easy. To post your own Gripe just email it to firstname.lastname@example.org and we will get it on. You can also post a Gripe on our Facebook page. Just search The Right To Gripe. If you don't want to write it down, just click on one of the boxes below each Gripe to give your opinion. You can also become an official "Griper". All you need to do is "Sign Up" and create an account. IT'S FREE! So, don't sit back and take it, just GRIPE IT!
I am back from vacation and boy do I have a couple of Gripes for you. I had the opportunity to vacation at Virginia Beach last week and I must say overall it was a great place to go. One of the bright spots was watching the 4th of July fireworks being shot off over the ocean. So, you must be wondering where my Gripe comes in? Well, while sitting on my balcony watching the fireworks show, thousands of people filled the beach to watch. Early that next morning I went down to the beach only to find it covered in trash. The filthy roaches that stormed the sand after the sun went down just covered the beach in soda, beer and water bottles. It was like a Coke bottling factory had exploded. Even though the city had numerous garbage cans positioned in place, these scumbags just let their trash sit on the beach. All I have to say is "Clean up your shit you f*#@in scumbag bastards!" Why do people think that our good green earth is just a trash dump.
Speaking of trash, have you ever gone on a drive in the country only to turn a corner to see 3 tires and an old sofa on the roadside. What the hell is that all about? Take a ride up Jumper Rd in Plains and you will see this live and in person. People stealth up there in the middle of the night to dump their old furniture, tires or just about anything else they need to get rid of. Again I say, "Clean up your shit you f*#@in scumbag bastards!" And let's not forget the cigarette butts that people just flick out of their car windows at the traffic lights. When you come off one of the Cross Valley exits and stop for a light just open up your window and look down. You will see a blanket of butts.
I gotta ask, "Why do people think it is OK to litter"? IT IS NOT! Put your garbage where it belongs, in a freakin' garbage bag. If its too big, call somebody to haul it away or maybe you should simply cut it up and then put it in a bag. Of course, cutting it up would mean a little work and God forbid these filthy, scumbags do any work. Again I say, "Clean up your shit you f*#@in scumbag bastards!"
Also, while relaxing on the beach, I heard a plane flying by so I opened my eyes and what did I see? I saw a small plane pulling a Geico banner. I don't know about you, but I have had enough of that little lizard and Geico. Every time I see him I want to stomp his brains in! Whenever I hear a British accent I want to go into a fury! I can't take it anymore and there is no escape. Everytime I turn the TV or radio on I hear or see that flippin' lizard. I'm going out of my mind. I saw one at the Living Museum in Virginia and my family had to hold me back. When will it stop. I went to play a game on Facebook and guess what? Before I could play I had to watch a 15 second Geico commercial. The lizard, cavemen, Ed "Too Tall" Jones and Elmer Fudd are now high on my most hated list. I can't even watch Bugs Bunny cartoons anymore in fear of Elmer Fudd being on! The Geico madness must stop!
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ATTENTION WAL MART SHOPPERS
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Hanging With Mr. Pissed Off
Be careful when driving out there. It's pot hole season and the holes are huge and many. I hit one on the Ave in Forty Fort last night that sent my testicles up into my throat. Speaking of flying testicles, under the railroad bridge on Noth St in Wilkes-Barre you will find a true life replication of the lunar surface. I was driving through there the other day and the car in front of me disappeared into a crater. I don't think it came back out. Beware drivers, pot hole season is here and that means I will be pissed off.
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Schmuck Of The Week Award
This weeks award goes to Michael Tufts of South Main St. in Wilkes-Barre. Tufts was acused of exposing himself and urinating in a childs clubhouse in Freeland. Freeland police alleged Tufts approached an 11-year-old girl and a 10-year-old boy playing with friends in a club house near Freeland Village on Aug. 13. Tufts exposed himself and urinated inside the club house, police said. The girl told police Tufts asked her if he could touch her and he asked her if she wanted to touch him, according to the criminal complaint. The girl called Tufts a “perv,” and in response Tufts called her an expletive and grabbed her, the complaint says. Police allege in the complaint Tufts shoved the boy and threatened to punch him in the face. When the alleged incident happened, Tufts was serving a two-year probation sentence on charges he inhaled vapors from a can of Easy Dust on Lafayette Court, Hazleton, on March 19, 2012, and concealing five heroin packets in his sock when he was stopped by state police at Hazleton near Juniper Street, Hazleton, on Jan. 12, 2012, court records say. Sicko!
WTF is this guy thinking? Nothing good can happen here.
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