I Couldn't Open The Gift Because It Was Wrapped In That Plastic Stuff!

How many of you got a gift this Christmas sealed in that damn plastic krap? You need a chainsaw to get it open. At first you try with your bare hands to open the item but quickly realize that a full grown gorilla could not achieve this feat of strength. Next you go for the scissors. Sometimes they work, but for the most part its like cutting through steel. Finally you go to the kitchen drawer for the sharpest knife you can find. Of course, this is probably a mistake. You drive the knife into the plastic and then start slicing through. Once the knife gets past the super thick edge, it cuts right through the plastic as well as the skin on your hand. Now you drop the plastic torture chamber and run for the E.R. Of course, the E.R. is a big gripe for another time. Once you have stopped the bleeding, you realize that the present that was sealed inside this space age polymer is broken because it came out before it hit the floor. Why, I ask you why do the retail manufacturers try to protect us from ourselves. Its like breaking into Fort Knox just to get into what you paid for! I can't take this krap anymore! When I go to the store I try not to buy anything that is packaged this way because I know it will take me close to 30 minutes to get it open. Does anyone know how to open this stuff? My hands can't take it anymore.