Reason #10 - They Still Have Their Christmas Lights Up
Reason #9 - More Red Lights Than The Law Allows
Reason #8 - Coalbillies
Reason #7 - Even The Laundromat Closed
We are back on track after the Easter Egg abomination with the #7 Reason Not To Go To Plymouth. Plymouth is so bad, even the laundromat closed up shop. Whoever heard of a town without a laundromat. Not this reporter! Of course since its closing several years ago, the building still remains empty rotting from the foundation up. It is shocking that the windows have not been smashed out and plywood put in their place. So, what does this closing really mean. I'll tell you, it means the Coalbillies of Plymouth will be dirtier than ever or they all stole some washing machines. I am leaning toward the dirtier option since there is a stench that rises from the Main St. of Plymouth on hot muggy days. People blame the river, but now we know the real truth. The town of Plymouth has numerous bars, a Dunkin Donuts and a new Turkey Hill, but no freakin laundromat. Its unheard of in modern times. Shit, even Edwardsville has a laundromat. They (Edwardsville) don't use it to clean clothes though, but it does serve as a great hang out spot. Let's hope they don't give the Coalbillies of Plymouth any ideas. Happy Pizza would go out of business. Tomorrow - Reason #6 Not To Go To Plymouth.
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