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I had to do it! I had to create a blog so you and I could gripe about all of "The Crap" that we encounter everyday in our lives. Believe me, there is plenty! You can now come to this blog to Gripe because you have the right to do so. Over time, we will Gripe about topics ranging from sports to politics to just about all of the garbage that happens around us. When you Gripe, you can add your name or not. It's your right! You can vent any way you want. Use foul language if you are angry enough to and if you are offended, just Gripe It! Hell, we have been banned from Facebook twice! You can Gripe about people, places and things. The only thing I ask is if you are going to Gripe about someone and you use their name, make sure you have the facts straight or say it's your opinion. Otherwise they will sue your and my ass off! It's your RIGHT TO GRIPE! You can respond to one of our Gripes or you can lay down your own Gripe. It's easy. To post your own Gripe just email it to therighttogripe@hotmail.com and we will get it on. You can also post a Gripe on our Facebook page. Just search The Right To Gripe. If you don't want to write it down, just click on one of the boxes below each Gripe to give your opinion. You can also become an official "Griper". All you need to do is "Sign Up" and create an account. IT'S FREE! So, don't sit back and take it, just GRIPE IT!







Sunday, April 17, 2011

TOP 10 REASONS NOT TO GO TO PLYMOUTH




Reason #10 - They Still Have Their Christmas Lights Up
Reason #9 - More Red Lights Than The Law Allows
Reason #8 - Coalbillies
Reason #7 - Even The Laundromat Closed


Reason #6 - Main Street Mama's

When driving through the town of Plymouth, you will most likely be exposed to one of the most horrible things known to the eyes of humanity. This creature is so vile and so hideous that most humans will turn to stone at just the sight of it. No, its not the Medusa of Greek mythology. It is the infamous Main Street Mama. The Main Street Mama or MAM for short can be seen roaming the Main Street of Plymouth dressed is atrocious attire such as halter tops, short shorts and worn out flip flops. Now to the casual observer, this may sound pretty good. However, the MAM usually tips the scales at 200 pounds plus. A creature of this magnitude should never be dressed in a halter top and short shorts. To top it off, the MAM is usually without a breast support devise (a.k.a. a bra) and teeth which makes this misfit of nature even more terrifying. This is the factor which makes a man turn to stone once he gazes upon the MAM. Make no mistake, when driving through Plymouth, make sure you keep your eyes on the road and your hands on the wheel. If you deviate your line of vision to one of these MAM's, you will never be the same again.

Tomorrow, Reason #5 Not To Go To Plymouth.

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