TOP 10 REASONS NOT TO GO TO PLYMOUTH




Reason #10 - They Still Have Their Christmas Lights Up
Reason #9 - More Red Lights Than The Law Allows
Reason #8 - Coalbillies
Reason #7 - Even The Laundromat Closed
Reason #6 - Main Street Mama's
Reason #5 - WVW High School, what a dump!


Reason #4 - Time Warp


When approaching Plymouth from either side of Main Street, you immediately notice that something is wrong. The entire look and feel of the town is off for some reason. That reason is simple. As you enter Plymouth, you are grabbed and pulled into a vortex which sends you back in time to 1968. Other than a few businesses like Dunkin Donuts and Turkey Hill, the town of Plymouth has looked the same for the past 40 plus years. Run down store fronts, old telephone poles and dive bars litter the Main Street as they did in the 60's. Sport Jes, Reds Subs and Max L. Fainberg Furniture are still there even though they never look to be opened. I know for a fact that Sport Jes is still in business. As for the other two, who knows. Every time I go through Plymouth they look to be closed. It is always a mystery.

Speaking of mysteries, Plymouth is shrouded in mystery. As you enter and approach the center of town, you are thrown out of the vortex and brought right back into the 21st century. Smack dab in the middle is a brand new Turkey Hill as well as a state of the art Dunkin Donuts. Go figure? The center of Plymouth is like the eye of the hurricane. Everything appears to be somewhat normal. However, once you leave the eye, you are once again thrust back into the time warp. Plymouth is an enigma. It is a one of a kind. It is Plymouth!

Tomorrow, reason #3 Not To Go To Plymouth.

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