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Wednesday, April 27, 2011
TOP 10 REASONS NOT TO GO TO PLYMOUTH
Reason #10 - They Still Have Their Christmas Lights Up Reason #9 - More Red Lights Than The Law Allows Reason #8 - Coalbillies Reason #7 - Even The Laundromat Closed Reason #6 - Main Street Mama's Reason #5 - WVW High School, what a dump! Reason #4 - Time Warp Reason #3 - Dive Bars Reason #2 - Plymouth's Outstanding Cuisine
THE #1 REASON NOT TO GO TO PLYMOUTH
It's The Home Of Hennabonics
It took some time but we are down to the #1 Reason Not To Go To Plymouth. You have been waiting on pins and needles to see what was on top and believe me its not a Main Street Mama. The #1 Reason Not To Go To Plymouth is because it is the home of Hennabonics. If you are not familiar with Hennabonics, it is the butchering of the English language by the Coalbillies of NEPA. Words like Dis, Dat, Dose, Dem and of course henna are used instead of the real words of this, that, those, them and isn't it. The slack jawed, heavy tongued Coalbillies can't pronounce the letter T so they substitute the letter D instead. As far as I can tell, Plymouth or Plimmit (Thanks Stephen Albert) is the home where Hennabonics originated. It started here because the letter T required front teeth and the Coalbillies of Plymouth had none. They substituted the letter D because it only requires you to press your tongue on your upper pallet for pronunciation. Go ahead, try them both and you will see I am correct.
With the creation of Hennabonics came the great migration of 1822 when the Coalbillies of Plymouth branched out and later settled in Edwardsville and the hills of Larksville. This was the first expansion of Hennabonics. In 1894, the Coalbillies of Plymouth discovered the use of tools (many years after the Neanderthal) which helped them to carve out primitive canoes to cross the Susquehanna River. This event was called Dat Der Crossin. Not to be confused with Frank Crosin. With the crossing of the river, Hennabonics quickly spread over the Northeastern part of Pennsylvania and the rest is history. If you would really like an education on Hennabonics, go to YouTube and search Hennabonics. This short video will give you all you need if you ever have a reason to go to Plymouth. Of course, I would recommend that you just stay clear. You may end up like Dis here slack jawed caveman wit out dem dere teet....henna!
I am sick and tired of these DUI Checkpoints. I see that the PA State Police just got done with what they called Operation Nighthawk. Yea, they even give them names. I always thought that this was entrapment. Now, I'm not saying that you should get all mangled up and then get behind the wheel, that's what cabs and Uber's are for. What I don't like is you have two or three beers and you are cuffed and treated worse than a murderer. Hell, anymore if you open a beer and take a smell of it you are considered over the limit. Let's stop the bull shit and concentrate on the drug dealers who are flowing into our area to sell their crap. Lay off the poor guy or gal that goes for a few drinks with their friends and is totally capable of operating a vehice.
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Schmuck Of The Week Award
This week's award goes to this road crew for their placement of detour signs. Which way is the detour? Thanks to Bob W. for submitting this picture.
The police line-up for the ass crack murderer.
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