Those Scumbag Pakistani's

I am beside myself! I am ripe with rage! I am about to blow my stack and here's why! A story just broke from ABC News that the country of Pakistan refuses to give us back the parts from the stealth helicopter that crashed during the bin Laden raid. In fact, they are debating on selling the parts to the Chinese who are very eager to get their grubby little hands on them. You might be inclined to think that this is no big deal. However, the key word in the entire first sentence of this Gripe is "stealth". It is unclear right now to whether the Chinese actually have stealth technology even though back in January they rolled out their new J-20 Stealth Fighter. The big question is not whether they have it but how "stealthy" is it? We don't quite know. Selling our stealth helicopter parts would certainly give up some of our secrets.

Now that you have the background, I say once again F*#K you to those towel wearing rag heads in Pakistan. You dumb bastards didn't even know that one of the biggest killers in human history had been living 40 miles from your capitol for 5 freakin' years. To me, selling the Chinese these parts is deserved of a carpet bombing. I would give those silly sons of bitches 24 hours to turn them over or hell fire would come to Pakistan. Just 2 days ago, Pakistan's Ambassador to the US, Husain Haqqani was on The Situation Room with the Wolfman, Wolf Blitzer and commenting on how the U.S. should be more understanding of his country and how they wanted to remain friendly. ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME! This is Pearl Harbor like. Back in 1941 when the Jap's bombed Pearl, their Ambassador to the U.S., Kichisaburō Nomura was sitting right in Washington with a declaration of war in his brief case meeting with our Secretary of State.

Now that I am really ticked off, let me really tell you what I think. I think the Pakistanis are a bunch of filthy slime balls. They can't be trusted, PERIOD. What they should do is throw out the offer for us to go and retrieve the parts. Now that would be a goodwill gesture. Of course, why would those stupid, jack ass bastards do that. They will put the parts out on the market to the highest bidder. I say if they sell these stealth helicopter parts to China or anyone else for that matter, we need to send a harsh message to their leadership in the form of a few Predator Drones. We also need to shut off the money spigot to these sand monkeys immediately. In case you don't know, the U.S. sent $175,000,000 in aid to Pakistan last year alone and congress recently passed an aid package of $7.5 Billion dollars. WHAT! Yep, $7.5 Billion to people who hate our guts! These ungrateful bastards forgot how we sent them millions of dollars to help out when they had massive floods back in the 1970's. We paid to help build a state of the art dam that kept these ungrateful bastards alive. Here's an idea, drop a few bombs on that dam and tell them we made a mistake building it! This kind of crap just really pisses me off!