The Hook and The Crook

When I read this story my mouth started to water.  Two of our favorite nitwits tied together in the same debacle.  It is R2G pay-dirt, the mother load of Gripe.  It appears that the City Wide Towing knucklehead Bob "The Hook"  Kadluboski actually hooked up an unmarked State Police car and hauled it to his compound.  He claims that he towed the cruiser from a privately owned lot on the corner of Union and North Washington Streets in Wilkes-Barre.  "The Hook" said he realized it was a cruiser when two staties showed up to claim it.  Trooper Tom Kelly said he parked the car in the lot to attend an elder abuse conference at the Bureau Of The Aging which is on State Street.  When he came out, BAM the car was gone.  "The Hook" released the vehicle only after they paid the $150.00 fee.  ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME!  They actually had to pay to get a Pennsylvania State Police car out of this idiots compound!  What they should have done is cuffed this stupid bastard and hauled his sorry ass off to the clink.  Kadluboski has been towing cars for years, believe me I know.  This scum sucking slob towed may car several years back and refused to even let me near it until I paid the fee.  He is a vehicular vulture, circling the city just waiting for someone to park where they are not supposed to.

"The Hook" getting the hook.
In case you don't know much about "The Hook", he was the preferred tower for the city of Wilkes-Barre until 2004 when his contract was terminated for "unethical" towing practices.  He was known for grabbing up cars that were parked for bazaars, church services and quick sandwich pick-ups.  He is a self proclaimed crime fighter who credits himself with the apprehension of more than one criminal.  He is often seen and heard at city and school board meetings where he has been escorted out by the police on more than one occasion.  To sum him up, he is a buffoon.  A moron of the highest caliber.  A neanderthal in bad sunglasses.

Thom "The Tick" Greco
I know by now you are wondering who is the second person connected to this insane story.  Above I mentioned that the cruiser was towed from a lot on the corner of Union and N. Washington Streets.  Guess who owns that chunk of real estate?  None other than our good friend Thom "The Tick" Greco.  Yep, "The Tick" contracts with this lunatic and stated that "The Hook" was just doing his job.  "I have a contract with Bob Kadluboski to police the parking lots I own", said Greco.  "He makes his money towing vehicles that are not authorized to be there".  Doesn't it figure.  This maniac is contracted by one of the biggest crooks in the Wyoming Valley, "The Tick".  I guess it only makes total sense.   
It appears that these two parasites are going to get us by Hook or Crook!

By the way, does anyone know if Greco spent any time at the soup kitchen?  No one seems to be able to get that information.   

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