|The Gator Boys|
The question here though is why are these shows so popular? I myself cannot imagine other than the thrill that viewers get watching these mental midgets plow their way through life oblivious to the real world that exists around them. Once they hit intelligent society, they cease to function so they revert back to their caveman existence. What irritates me the most is the fact that these bumpkins are going to make a boat load of money on their Hillbilly Hijinks's. Why didn't I think of this first? I think my next move will be to direct and produce a show called The Coalbillies of Plymouth. This too would be a classic example of toothless, ill dressed. English language butchers roaming Main Street on foot or in their beat up 1978 pick up trucks. Of course the trucks will be painted in primer black. I think this would be a hit! Could you imaging two big toothless women in tight tank tops fist fighting down on Main Street by the old Red Subs. Classic I tell you, CLASSIC!