Happy New Year! Yep, another Gripe filled year is behind us and what 2015 will bring is still unknown. I do know that people will continue to do dumb things at an accelerated rate and more and more weird stuff will make us shake our heads. To kick off 2015 I would like to get you all prepared with the Top 5 Weirdest Stories of 2014.
5. Human Barbie Doll Wants To Live Off Light: The human "Barbie Doll" Valeria Lukyanova was back in the spotlight this past year when she declared that her goal is to live off of light and air. She has adopted the "Breatharian" way of living which consists of not eating or drinking but to live off of the "cosmic microdust". Back in March she was quoted as saying, "In recent weeks I have not been hungry at all," Lukyanova said, according to the International Business Times. "I'm hoping it's the final stage before I can subsist on air and light alone." We will have to keep our eyes out for her Obituary.
4. Worlds Dirtiest Man Smokes Poop: 80 year old Amou Haji of Iran has the distinction of being named the dirtiest man in the world. Haji certainly can't count clean living as the reason for his good health at such a late age in life. Instead he claims that smoking animal poop and not bathing for 60 years are his fountain of youth. He also likes to eat porcupine meat. Amou adopted this lifestyle after what he says was a very emotional period in his life. By the way, he lives alone. Go figure?
3. The Triple Nipple: Back in September Florida woman Jasmine Tridevil reportedly spent $20,000 to get a third boob surgically implanted on
her chest in a twisted attempt to look less attractive to men. "I don't want to date anymore," when asked why she added the extra mammary complete with an artificial nipple and tattoo to resemble an areola. But she's still proud of the apparent triple nipple. "It was really hard finding someone that would do it too because they’re breaking the code of ethics," she said. "But I got a breast implant and a mini implant to make it look like there’s a nipple poking out." Faulty thinking here. You can't have enough nipple.
2. Mr. DDD: A man that calls himself Double Dick Dude was born with a rare disorder called Diphallia. Yes, he has two penises. His real identity has remained a secret, however he did say that he was bisexual and is in a relationship with another couple. He also revealed that both reach a length of 6 inches but one can hit 7 inches if he is really aroused. To check out DDD... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/02/man-with-two-penises-reddit-ama_n_4531433.html
He also likes to go commando all year around. Give him a call ladies.
1. Sex Toy Stuck In Woman's Vagina For 10 Years: A 38-year-old woman in Scotland was shaking, incontinent and suffering
severe weight loss when doctors found the cause of her trouble -- a
5-inch sex toy, lost in her vagina for 10 years, according to the
Journal of Sexual Medicine. The woman, said to be of normal
intelligence, told doctors she didn't remember whether or not she took
the plaything out after a drunken encounter several years earlier. By the time surgeons found it, the toy's effects were potentially
life-threatening. It had caused a bladder blockage that was forcing
urine to back up into her kidneys, and had also created a vesicovaginal
fistula, which is a tract that causes urine to flow into the vagina.
Remember, kids: Cars aren't the only thing you shouldn't operate while
intoxicated.
There you have it, the Top 5 Weirdest Stories of 2014. Believe me when I say it was difficult to narrow this down to 5.
He also likes to go commando all year around. Give him a call ladies.
There you have it, the Top 5 Weirdest Stories of 2014. Believe me when I say it was difficult to narrow this down to 5.
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