The Masses Are Idiots

I have been saying it for years, "The Masses Are Idiots".  Every day when I pick up the newspaper or watch the news on the boob tube it reassures me that I have been correct for all of these years.  Take today for example, when you go through the paper, you just shake your head in disbelief when you read what people do.  Below are a few examples of what the idiots of the Wyoming Valley and the rest of the country are capable of doing.  You will not believe how stupid people really are when you read this.

Nanticoke Police were called to a home on W. Church St when a call came in about a toddler acting funny and then seizing.  The mother, Amber Morgan told police that she thought the baby had ingested some of her mothers medication.  After further investigation, it was found that the baby had eaten cocaine.  WHAT! WHAT! ARE YOU FRAEKIN' KIDDING ME!  How the hell do you let your infant eat cocaine?  Morgan was jailed in the Luzerne County Crow Bar Hotel for endangering the welfare of a child.

In Wilkes-Barre, a Meyers H.S. wrestling standout was charged with stealing money from the safe at one of my favorite eating establishments, Abe's Hot Dogs.  Justin Elick, a decorated wrestler with 110 wins stole $260.00 from Abe's to buy marijuana.  He was caught on video surveillance camera's and identified by Bill Obied of Abe's as the thief.  Police then found out that Elick was on the way to wrestling practice and collared him at the school.  What an idiot!  He is a top notch wrestler and he is robbing hot dog joints for pot money.

Finally, all Aalaya Walker wanted was some food in her belly.  Instead, she got bullet fragments on her legs and chest.  Walker, 18, was attempting to make frozen waffles at an apartment in St. Petersburg, Fla., on Monday night when the oven suddenly exploded, spraying her with shrapnel from an exploding bullet that her friend, Javarski "JJ" Sandy, had stored in the appliance, MSN reported.  The bullets belonged to Sandy's .45-caliber Glock 21, which he kept in a drawer.  Officers met with Walker and then sought out Sandy, who confirmed her story and showed his concealed weapon permit as well as the now-melted magazine, according to the Tampa Bay Times.  "Sandy stated that he does not have a temperature gauge on the oven so he estimates the temperature based on how far the knob is turned," according to a police report obtained by newspaper. "I observed that the inside of the oven was damaged."  No arrests were made.  Who on gods green earth would store bullets in an oven?

There you have it, 3 more reasons that confirm my belief that "The Masses Are Idiots".

    

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