Is President Trump A Russian Double?

Ever since taking the White House, God help us all, Donald Trump has made decisions and said things that make me wonder if he is actually a Russian double.  Every week I watch the show The Americans which portrays a Russian couple who were specifically trained to be planted into the American mainstream so they can spy on the U.S..  While watching this show I thought to myself, damn, The Trumpster is a Russian plant, a body double.  No one person could make so many careless decisions, say so many insane things and post ridicules Tweets which are contrary to the best interest of our great nation.  It seems like everything he does is manipulated by the Russians.

If you think that I am crazy to propose this, check out what happened during the campaign and what is happening in a little over 100 days of the Trump administration.

1.  During the campaign, The Trumpster touted Vladimir Putin as a great leader and that someday maybe the U.S. and Russia could be more friendly.  He said this time and time again.  In fact he said that he would, "Get along very well" with the Russian President.  Why would he even fixate on this?  Every U.S. President has these hopes, but they don't bring it up multiple times on the campaign trail.  Maybe The Trumpster already gets along with Vlad.

2.  Let's talk about Trumps Cabinet.  He hires Retired Lt. General Michael Flynn to be his National Security Advisor after spending time as a Trump advisor while the orange devil was campaigning.  Since he retired in 2014, Flynn has built ties to Russia and even appeared on the Kremlin's RT Television Network and at a gala where he sat at the same table as Putin himself.  Also, on December 29th, 2016 right after then president Obama laid down the smack sanctions on Russia, Flynn was is contact with Russian Ambassador to the U.S., Sergey Kislyak to set up a phone conversation for The Trumpster and Putin.  Remember, Trump was not sworn is as President yet.  Why would he set up this call and who asked him to do it?  As we all know, Flynn resigned from his White House post after lying to V.P. Pence and getting caught.

3.  With allegations flying all over the news and in the halls of Washington revolving around The Trumpster and his evil minions ties to Russia, the lain brained idiot invites Sergey Kislyak and Sergey Lavrov along with a Russian photographer right into the Oval Office for some talks and a photo op.  WHAT?  WHAT?  ARE YOU FREAKIN" KIDDING ME?  You are under investigation for illegal ties to the Russians and you invite them right into the Oval Office.  What is wrong with this man?  Is he that dumb or is he a Russian body double?

4.  Let's talk about the Trumps family ties to Mother Russia.  The Trumpsters son Eric had an interview with Golf Writer James Dodson and the topic of funding for the Trump golf courses came up.  Here is a part of that interview,
Dodson: “So when I got in the cart with Eric,” Dodson says, “as we were setting off, I said, ‘Eric, who’s funding? I know no banks—because of the recession, the Great Recession—have touched a golf course. You know, no one’s funding any kind of golf construction. It’s dead in the water the last four or five years.’ And this is what he said. He said,
Eric Trump: ‘Well, we don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.’ I said, ‘Really?’ And he said, ‘Oh, yeah. We’ve got some guys that really, really love golf, and they’re really invested in our programs. We just go there all the time.’ Now that was three years ago, so it was pretty interesting.”
Now, let's not forget about The Trumpsters Son-In-Law Jered Kushner.  He is now under the FBI's scrutiny for his December 2016 meetings with the Russian Ambassador and a banker from Moscow.  Doesn't it seem like the Trumpsters evil minions met an awful lot just before he took office in January?  I do feel the need to make it clear that Kushner is only a "person of interest".

5.  Finally, what is going on with The Trumpster and his wife Melania?  It seems that all might not be good in The Towers.  Melania and their son Baron are still in New York with no move to the White House in the works yet.  And how about the media catching her slapping his hand away not once, but twice on their recent visit to the Middle East.  Does she know something we don't?  Does she know deep down that this is not the man she married?  Does she think something unusual is going on with him?  Maybe he is not the man you married but a Russian double.  By the way, why does Melania always look so freakin miserable?  She never smiles.  Well, maybe when The Trumpster grabs her by the p*$$#.

The Bottom Line here is that something smells like borscht here.  It seems like everything Tump and his evil minions do is in favor of making America weaker in the eyes of the rest of the world.  His decision to bail out on the Paris Climate Accord has weakened us even more in the eyes of the European nations and the rest of the globe.  The Trumpster claims that he will propose a new climate deal which leaders have already thumbed their noses at.  It's time Congress, the FBI and the CIA step up this investigation so we can get rid of this jack weed and his cronies once and for all.  The American President was always referred to as the leader of the free world.  Not any more.