Sarah Palin - Shut The Hell Up!


I was flipping through the channels the other night and who did I see? Yep, Sarah Palin. She was on with Minnesota House Representative Michele Bachman just bashing the hell out of President Barrack Obama. Of course, the show was on FOX News Channel which is a debate for another day due to FOX's credibility as a news source. Anyway, I have had just about enough of Sarah Palin and her krap. I sat back and listened for a while and then thought to myself, what an idiot! Here is someone that has so many skeletons in her closet that every time she opens the door the closet rattles. As we all know, Palin was tabbed by the Republicans as John McCain's Vice Presidential running mate which pretty much doomed the ticket. They must have thought that she would sway the female vote from Hillary Clinton. Boy were they wrong. Once Palin was announced the media went right to work and drummed up several of those ghost white skeletons from deep in her closet. Here are a few of them.

1. The first thing to come out was her 17 year old daughter Bristol was pregnant. Of course that caused the Republican damage control team to scramble. Here was the daughter of their Vice Presidential candidate all knocked up while in high school. Ouch!

2. Next, while on the campaign for VP, allegations arose that she abused her power to get her former brother-in-law fired as a state trooper. What the hell did he do to her? I would have to say don't get on the bad side of this vindictive bitch.

3. Then Palin was forced to pay back taxes after it was disclosed that she had billed the state for thousands of dollars in per diem expenses meant to cover travel costs while staying in Wasilla. Still, of the 19 ethics complaints filed against her, most have been dismissed. Some are still pending.

4. Shortly after Bristol Palin gave birth to her baby Tripp, her estranged boyfriend Levi Johnston appeared bare-chested in GQ magazine holding Tripp. He told the talk show host Tyra Banks that he was certain Ms. Palin knew his relationship with her teenage daughter had been sexual. Palin and the Republicans released a statement shortly after that denied the fact that Sarah knew they were having sex. Are you kidding me? What did she think they were doing, playing Yatzee!

5. Finally, upon retuning home to Alaska, Palin found that all of her political support in her home state was gone. Thus leading to her resignation as governor of the state.

So, I gotta ask, what the hell gives Sarah Palin the right to blast anyone else when her personal life is a total train wreck? I say she should crawl back into her igloo and shut the hell up! I don't think we have seen the last of our cutesy politico Sarah. I expect her to be making more television appearances as we get closer to the next presidential election. She will have the audacity to show her face and bash President Obama and the rest of the Democrats while her skeletons inch closer to the closet door for all of us to see. In fact I expect to see her actually run for the presidency next time around. If she does, be ready for a good show. With all of those skeletons we may think its Halloween.

Comments

  1. I can see the day when one of the TV networks create a sitcom based on the Palin family. The series would probably run longer than the Roseanne Barr show.

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  2. I'd like to see that sitcom air, just so I can see her fail at something else!!!!

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