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I had to do it! I had to create a blog so you and I could gripe about all of "The Crap" that we encounter everyday in our lives. Believe me, there is plenty! You can now come to this blog to Gripe because you have the right to do so. Over time, we will Gripe about topics ranging from sports to politics to just about all of the garbage that happens around us. When you Gripe, you can add your name or not. It's your right! You can vent any way you want. Use foul language if you are angry enough to and if you are offended, just Gripe It! Hell, we have been banned from Facebook twice! You can Gripe about people, places and things. The only thing I ask is if you are going to Gripe about someone and you use their name, make sure you have the facts straight or say it's your opinion. Otherwise they will sue your and my ass off! It's your RIGHT TO GRIPE! You can respond to one of our Gripes or you can lay down your own Gripe. It's easy. To post your own Gripe just email it to therighttogripe@hotmail.com and we will get it on. You can also post a Gripe on our Facebook page. Just search The Right To Gripe. If you don't want to write it down, just click on one of the boxes below each Gripe to give your opinion. You can also become an official "Griper". All you need to do is "Sign Up" and create an account. IT'S FREE! So, don't sit back and take it, just GRIPE IT!







Monday, April 25, 2011

TOP 10 REASONS NOT TO GO TO PLYMOUTH




Reason #10 - They Still Have Their Christmas Lights Up
Reason #9 - More Red Lights Than The Law Allows
Reason #8 - Coalbillies
Reason #7 - Even The Laundromat Closed
Reason #6 - Main Street Mama's
Reason #5 - WVW High School, what a dump!
Reason #4 - Time Warp


Reason #3 - Dive Bars

Amongst other vile and horrible things, Plymouth is well known for the number of dive bars that are available on the Main Street. It was once said that you could not go up one side of Main St and then down the other while stopping in for a shot in each and every tavern. Nothing rivals Main Street in Plymouth for dive bars per square foot, not even Edwardsville. The lineup of dumps includes Bottle Caps, End Zone, Mergo's, Old Tyme Tavern, Leo's and Maxies. A list of roach infested dives if I ever saw one. Of course, all of these places are hangouts for the Coalbillies. The no toothed, slack jawed Coalbillies stagger in and out of these places more often than they change their underwear. Wait a minute, do they even wear underwear? That is a sight I do not want to see! Anyway, my recommendation to you is DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT go to Plymouth to partake in a libation or two. If you do and you ask for a tall cold one, they may serve up Uncle Verne's cold corpse for a little fun. If you are a daring enough, try the Plymouth Dive walk to see if you can make it!

Tomorrow - The #2 Reason Not To Go To Plymouth.

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