The Top 15 Worst Stadium Foods

In celebration of the 2014 Super Bowl, I have searched and searched for the Top 15 worst stadium foods.  This stuff may look good and taste good, but they are certainly not good for you.  Here they are.

The Boomstick

15.  The Boomstick:  Everything is bigger in Texas and this dog is actually the length of a baseball bat.  It is the largest hot dog served in all of sports.  Along with its size, you can have it loaded with toppings.  It is a day's worth of calories in one shot.  I know I'm hungry!

Pastrachos

14.  The Long Bomb:  This cardiac arrest can be found at the home of the Oakland Raiders.  This 20 inch bratwurst is piled high with onion-bacon job and a mustard and mayo sauce.  In case you don't know what a "job" is, it's a jelly.  There is no picture available that can be shown on the Internet.  I just had a heart attack!

13.  Pastrachos:  Citi Field is the site of the Pastrachos.  This gut buster includes a plate of nachos smothered in Russian dressing, pastrami and Swiss cheese.  It is so disgusting because of the over abundance of Russian dressing.  Before games, the stadium maintenance staff has to go around to make sure all of the toilets are at max flush capacity.

The Fifth 3rd Burger

12.  The Fifth 3rd Burger:  In order to draw fans to their minor league games, The West Michigan Whitecaps came us with the Fifth 3rd Burger.  This 4 pound burger is loaded with chili, Fritos, nacho cheese, 5 slices of American cheese, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and lettuce.  It has 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat and a whopping 10,000 milligrams of sodium.  HOLY CRAP!

The Moby Dick

11. The Moby Dick:  Just the name strikes terror in the hearts of sports fans.  This sandwich which is sold at Classic Park can feed up to four people.  A few have tried to take the monster on by themselves with bad results.  This 15 inch sandwich is made with fried whitefish, tarter sauce, cole slaw and a pound of french fries.  It also contains over 2,000 calories and 200 grams of fat.  There she blows! 

Deep Fried Butter

10.  Fried Butter:  You read that right, deep batter fried butter.  This artery clogging favorite is served at The Cotton Bowl.  You can find plenty of deep fried foods here, but this one is the most disgusting.  My stomach is in knots thinking about this squishy delight..


9.  Cali-Dog South:  This colon cleaner is sold at Angel Stadium in Anaheim, California.  The Cali-Dog South is a skinless hot dog deep fried in a flour tortilla shell.  I am not really sure about this one.  My stomach is turning slightly.

The Island Dog

8.  Island Dog:  The hot dog is the all American ball park food.  However, The Island Dog at Kaufman Stadium in Kansas City is something you may want to pass on.  This tube steak is loaded with pineapple, Mandarin oranges and Hawaiian slaw.  These toppings on a hot dog just do not tickle the taste buds.  I want a dog to be covered in all kinds of things that are bad for me.  What kind of beer would you drink with this mess.

The StrasBurger

7.  The StrasBurger.  You guessed it right, this mountain of gut wrenching delight is names after Washington Nationals pitcher Stephen Strasburg.  This burger is topped with all of the regular goodies, so why is it bad for you?  It's 8 pounds of beef, that's why!  It measures out to 10,000 calories and 700 grams of fat.  Did I mention that it comes with a free pitcher of beer.  No wonder they have Strasburg on a season pitch count.

The Beast

6.  The Beast.  Miller Park in Milwaukee is the home of this sodium soaked tube steak.  The Beast is a hot dog stuffed inside a brat, wrapped in bacon and covered in sauerkraut.  This is a favorite of the entire pork industry.  This tongue curling vehicle of sodium overload can dry up the Pacific Ocean.  It's 1,121 calories is perfect for a midday snack....all week.  No, it does not come with a free pitcher of beer.  However, it should.

The Brunch Burger

5. Brunch Burger:  This burger which can be found at PNC Field, is packed with beef, bacon, fried egg and cheddar cheese.  Not bad you say.  This sounds like a regular burger.  The kicker is all of this goodness is wedged between a glazed doughnut.  This is the perfect starter for that 12 or 1 pm game.  I'm sure it may not sit well after tailgating and drinking a boat load of beer in the parking lot.  I just threw up in my mouth.

Pulled Pork Parfait

4. Pulled Pork Parfait:  The fine people at Miller Park were not satisfied with The Beast.  They are all about testing the limits of food and boy did they do that here.  The Pulled Pork Parfait is jammed packed with pulled pork, mashed potatoes and plenty of gravy.  This is all smashed together and put in a parfait cup to resemble ice cream.  This is another favorite of the pork industry.  OMG!  I now have gas pains!

The Original Doughnut Burger

3.  The Original Doughnut Burger:  GSC Ballpark, the home of the Illinois Gateway Grizzlies is also the home of the Original Doughnut Burger.  This monster is loaded with two huge slabs of ground beef, cheese and bacon, all sandwiched between 3 full Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts.  The calorie count is so high they had to bring Mr. Spock in to calculate the number.  It went off the charts.  Spock had a melt down and had to be transported back to Vulcan.  How do you get your mouth around this?

Apple Pie Bacon Shake

2.  Apple Pie Bacon Shake:  This simple disaster is the product of the food services group at First Energy Stadium in Cleveland.  Its an Apple Pie ice cream shake riddled with bacon.  Yep, that's it.  The only problem that I have is this combination is not natural.  Apple pie with bacon.  This would be against all of the laws of nature.  No wonder the Cleveland teams always suck so bad especially if they give this to the players.

Rocky Mountain Oysters

1.  Rocky Mountain Oysters:  Finally, the number 1 worst food served at ball parks and stadiums all over the USA.  It's nothing complicated, just a plate of deep fried bull testicles.  This gastric delight is served at none other that Coors Field in Colorado.  It is served with a white sauce which really gives me the willies.  I don't know what the calorie count is, the fat count or the sodium count.  Guess what, I don't care! 

There you have it, in celebration of all of the food that will be eaten by the throngs of Super Bowl watchers.  I would guess none of you will be serving up these delights.        
          

Minor League baseball teams come up with strange food concoctions in order to lure in visitors and get publicity for the team. The West Michigan Whitecaps just so happened to create the Fifth Third Burger, which is certainly a sandwich not meant to be eaten by the weak. The four-pound burger is loaded with chili, Fritos, nacho cheese, five slices of American cheese, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and lettuce. It measures out to 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat and 10,000 milligrams of sodium.
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Minor League baseball teams come up with strange food concoctions in order to lure in visitors and get publicity for the team. The West Michigan Whitecaps just so happened to create the Fifth Third Burger, which is certainly a sandwich not meant to be eaten by the weak. The four-pound burger is loaded with chili, Fritos, nacho cheese, five slices of American cheese, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and lettuce. It measures out to 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat and 10,000 milligrams of sodium.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

Minor League baseball teams come up with strange food concoctions in order to lure in visitors and get publicity for the team. The West Michigan Whitecaps just so happened to create the Fifth Third Burger, which is certainly a sandwich not meant to be eaten by the weak. The four-pound burger is loaded with chili, Fritos, nacho cheese, five slices of American cheese, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and lettuce. It measures out to 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat and 10,000 milligrams of sodium.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

Minor League baseball teams come up with strange food concoctions in order to lure in visitors and get publicity for the team. The West Michigan Whitecaps just so happened to create the Fifth Third Burger, which is certainly a sandwich not meant to be eaten by the weak. The four-pound burger is loaded with chili, Fritos, nacho cheese, five slices of American cheese, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and lettuce. It measures out to 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat and 10,000 milligrams of sodium.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

Minor League baseball teams come up with strange food concoctions in order to lure in visitors and get publicity for the team. The West Michigan Whitecaps just so happened to create the Fifth Third Burger, which is certainly a sandwich not meant to be eaten by the weak. The four-pound burger is loaded with chili, Fritos, nacho cheese, five slices of American cheese, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and lettuce. It measures out to 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat and 10,000 milligrams of sodium.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

Minor League baseball teams come up with strange food concoctions in order to lure in visitors and get publicity for the team. The West Michigan Whitecaps just so happened to create the Fifth Third Burger, which is certainly a sandwich not meant to be eaten by the weak. The four-pound burger is loaded with chili, Fritos, nacho cheese, five slices of American cheese, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and lettuce. It measures out to 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat and 10,000 milligrams of sodium.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

Minor League baseball teams come up with strange food concoctions in order to lure in visitors and get publicity for the team. The West Michigan Whitecaps just so happened to create the Fifth Third Burger, which is certainly a sandwich not meant to be eaten by the weak. The four-pound burger is loaded with chili, Fritos, nacho cheese, five slices of American cheese, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and lettuce. It measures out to 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat and 10,000 milligrams of sodium.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

Minor League baseball teams come up with strange food concoctions in order to lure in visitors and get publicity for the team. The West Michigan Whitecaps just so happened to create the Fifth Third Burger, which is certainly a sandwich not meant to be eaten by the weak. The four-pound burger is loaded with chili, Fritos, nacho cheese, five slices of American cheese, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and lettuce. It measures out to 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat and 10,000 milligrams of sodium.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

Minor League baseball teams come up with strange food concoctions in order to lure in visitors and get publicity for the team. The West Michigan Whitecaps just so happened to create the Fifth Third Burger, which is certainly a sandwich not meant to be eaten by the weak. The four-pound burger is loaded with chili, Fritos, nacho cheese, five slices of American cheese, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and lettuce. It measures out to 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat and 10,000 milligrams of sodium.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

Minor League baseball teams come up with strange food concoctions in order to lure in visitors and get publicity for the team. The West Michigan Whitecaps just so happened to create the Fifth Third Burger, which is certainly a sandwich not meant to be eaten by the weak. The four-pound burger is loaded with chili, Fritos, nacho cheese, five slices of American cheese, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and lettuce. It measures out to 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat and 10,000 milligrams of sodium.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

Minor League baseball teams come up with strange food concoctions in order to lure in visitors and get publicity for the team. The West Michigan Whitecaps just so happened to create the Fifth Third Burger, which is certainly a sandwich not meant to be eaten by the weak. The four-pound burger is loaded with chili, Fritos, nacho cheese, five slices of American cheese, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and lettuce. It measures out to 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat and 10,000 milligrams of sodium.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

Minor League baseball teams come up with strange food concoctions in order to lure in visitors and get publicity for the team. The West Michigan Whitecaps just so happened to create the Fifth Third Burger, which is certainly a sandwich not meant to be eaten by the weak. The four-pound burger is loaded with chili, Fritos, nacho cheese, five slices of American cheese, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and lettuce. It measures out to 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat and 10,000 milligrams of sodium.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

Minor League baseball teams come up with strange food concoctions in order to lure in visitors and get publicity for the team. The West Michigan Whitecaps just so happened to create the Fifth Third Burger, which is certainly a sandwich not meant to be eaten by the weak. The four-pound burger is loaded with chili, Fritos, nacho cheese, five slices of American cheese, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and lettuce. It measures out to 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat and 10,000 milligrams of sodium.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

Minor League baseball teams come up with strange food concoctions in order to lure in visitors and get publicity for the team. The West Michigan Whitecaps just so happened to create the Fifth Third Burger, which is certainly a sandwich not meant to be eaten by the weak. The four-pound burger is loaded with chili, Fritos, nacho cheese, five slices of American cheese, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and lettuce. It measures out to 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat and 10,000 milligrams of sodium.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

Minor League baseball teams come up with strange food concoctions in order to lure in visitors and get publicity for the team. The West Michigan Whitecaps just so happened to create the Fifth Third Burger, which is certainly a sandwich not meant to be eaten by the weak. The four-pound burger is loaded with chili, Fritos, nacho cheese, five slices of American cheese, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and lettuce. It measures out to 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat and 10,000 milligrams of sodium.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

Minor League baseball teams come up with strange food concoctions in order to lure in visitors and get publicity for the team. The West Michigan Whitecaps just so happened to create the Fifth Third Burger, which is certainly a sandwich not meant to be eaten by the weak. The four-pound burger is loaded with chili, Fritos, nacho cheese, five slices of American cheese, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and lettuce. It measures out to 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat and 10,000 milligrams of sodium.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

Minor League baseball teams come up with strange food concoctions in order to lure in visitors and get publicity for the team. The West Michigan Whitecaps just so happened to create the Fifth Third Burger, which is certainly a sandwich not meant to be eaten by the weak. The four-pound burger is loaded with chili, Fritos, nacho cheese, five slices of American cheese, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and lettuce. It measures out to 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat and 10,000 milligrams of sodium.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

Minor League baseball teams come up with strange food concoctions in order to lure in visitors and get publicity for the team. The West Michigan Whitecaps just so happened to create the Fifth Third Burger, which is certainly a sandwich not meant to be eaten by the weak. The four-pound burger is loaded with chili, Fritos, nacho cheese, five slices of American cheese, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and lettuce. It measures out to 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat and 10,000 milligrams of sodium.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

Minor League baseball teams come up with strange food concoctions in order to lure in visitors and get publicity for the team. The West Michigan Whitecaps just so happened to create the Fifth Third Burger, which is certainly a sandwich not meant to be eaten by the weak. The four-pound burger is loaded with chili, Fritos, nacho cheese, five slices of American cheese, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream and lettuce. It measures out to 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat and 10,000 milligrams of sodium.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

 

The Long Bomb can be purchased at the Oakland Coliseum. The 20-inch bratwurst is topped with onion-bacon job and a mustard-mayonnaise sauce. Yes, onion-bacon jam.
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The Long Bomb can be purchased at the Oakland Coliseum. The 20-inch bratwurst is topped with onion-bacon job and a mustard-mayonnaise sauce. Yes, onion-bacon jam.
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As everyone knows by now, everything is bigger in Texas. For that reason, it only made sense that the Boomstick would be the biggest hot dog in baseball, as it measures out to the length of a baseball bat.
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The Boomstick is found at Rangers Ballpark in Texas. As everyone knows by now, everything is bigger in Texas. For that reason, it only made sense that the Boomstick would be the biggest hot dog in baseball, as it measures out to the length of a baseball bat. I’m sure the dog loaded with toppings is good, so why is it so disgusting? It’s got about “a day’s worth of calories” in it, according to food manager Shawn Mattox.
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The Boomstick is found at Rangers Ballpark in Texas. As everyone knows by now, everything is bigger in Texas. For that reason, it only made sense that the Boomstick would be the biggest hot dog in baseball, as it measures out to the length of a baseball bat. I’m sure the dog loaded with toppings is good, so why is it so disgusting? It’s got about “a day’s worth of calories” in it, according to food manager Shawn Mattox.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

The Boomstick is found at Rangers Ballpark in Texas. As everyone knows by now, everything is bigger in Texas. For that reason, it only made sense that the Boomstick would be the biggest hot dog in baseball, as it measures out to the length of a baseball bat. I’m sure the dog loaded with toppings is good, so why is it so disgusting? It’s got about “a day’s worth of calories” in it, according to food manager Shawn Mattox.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

The Boomstick is found at Rangers Ballpark in Texas. As everyone knows by now, everything is bigger in Texas. For that reason, it only made sense that the Boomstick would be the biggest hot dog in baseball, as it measures out to the length of a baseball bat. I’m sure the dog loaded with toppings is good, so why is it so disgusting? It’s got about “a day’s worth of calories” in it, according to food manager Shawn Mattox.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

The Boomstick is found at Rangers Ballpark in Texas. As everyone knows by now, everything is bigger in Texas. For that reason, it only made sense that the Boomstick would be the biggest hot dog in baseball, as it measures out to the length of a baseball bat. I’m sure the dog loaded with toppings is good, so why is it so disgusting? It’s got about “a day’s worth of calories” in it, according to food manager Shawn Mattox.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

The Boomstick is found at Rangers Ballpark in Texas. As everyone knows by now, everything is bigger in Texas. For that reason, it only made sense that the Boomstick would be the biggest hot dog in baseball, as it measures out to the length of a baseball bat. I’m sure the dog loaded with toppings is good, so why is it so disgusting? It’s got about “a day’s worth of calories” in it, according to food manager Shawn Mattox.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

The Boomstick is found at Rangers Ballpark in Texas. As everyone knows by now, everything is bigger in Texas. For that reason, it only made sense that the Boomstick would be the biggest hot dog in baseball, as it measures out to the length of a baseball bat. I’m sure the dog loaded with toppings is good, so why is it so disgusting? It’s got about “a day’s worth of calories” in it, according to food manager Shawn Mattox.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

The Boomstick is found at Rangers Ballpark in Texas. As everyone knows by now, everything is bigger in Texas. For that reason, it only made sense that the Boomstick would be the biggest hot dog in baseball, as it measures out to the length of a baseball bat. I’m sure the dog loaded with toppings is good, so why is it so disgusting? It’s got about “a day’s worth of calories” in it, according to food manager Shawn Mattox.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

The Boomstick is found at Rangers Ballpark in Texas. As everyone knows by now, everything is bigger in Texas. For that reason, it only made sense that the Boomstick would be the biggest hot dog in baseball, as it measures out to the length of a baseball bat. I’m sure the dog loaded with toppings is good, so why is it so disgusting? It’s got about “a day’s worth of calories” in it, according to food manager Shawn Mattox.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99

The Boomstick is found at Rangers Ballpark in Texas. As everyone knows by now, everything is bigger in Texas. For that reason, it only made sense that the Boomstick would be the biggest hot dog in baseball, as it measures out to the length of a baseball bat. I’m sure the dog loaded with toppings is good, so why is it so disgusting? It’s got about “a day’s worth of calories” in it, according to food manager Shawn Mattox.
Read more at http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/2013/12/01/the-15-most-disgusting-sports-stadium-foods-ever-concocted/?IMaLKKGRguGxD8uA.99